So I been to the Stampede....
First we have Seventh Rain, which is the most amazing band ever, because Rich and Lucas are the most amazing people ever! And Ryan you are such a tease and a flirt, and it is only for that reason that all girls love you, not because of you're ridiculously pretty face. However, my faith lies in Lucas, I'm sorry, no I'm not....
We see Becca and Maxine... Dammit.... Steph threatens to hit Becca with a shoe which makes my life... I ignore Becca, we fight later, but I really don't care because she doesn't really care...
Oo before the concert I have perogies and more fun Ukrainian food which like made my life...
I freak out because Faber Drive is next and I love Faber. I think about doing a rain dance in hopes it doesn't rain because no one likes a wet faber trust me... Amy: Know how they got their name? Me: no.... Amy: The bassist went FABER ... DRIVE! (it's brilliant really)
So Faber comes out after I like show everyone in the crowd the picture with me and Faber and of course the one with me, Amy and Jakes...... *Fyi Jake you should marry me.... Just thought I'd put that out there.....
Faber's amazing and I thoroughly enjoy myself...
Oh and then we get on the train and there's these two heavier older gentlemen eating mini doughnuts, and this homeless man gets on the train and goes hey my friends always share those with me. And the one gentlemen tries to be all sneaky and hide the bag behind his thigh.... soooooo funny..... Some guy yells at us for being sneaky and stealing his seat....
HEDLEY! We wait in line and see Dave walking around backstage.... (Dave likes lovin') I push through the crowd and get us two people to the fence. Rides Again plays and sucks monkey eggs, so I distract myself by watching Chris eat a pita looking thing and Jugo juice, he was so adorable there on the side of the stage just enjoying his dinner, no one noticing him but me. I smile, he smiles. He leaves, and I get extremely bored so I make friends with this random kid in the moshpit who gets all happy because he befriended three gr.11 girls.... Which made me laugh, because really... I'm not that amazing.... Then I see Jakes backstage and Tommy as well...
Show starts and its the most amazing thing ever, and I can't rock out and dance because I'm sooooo squished. Ten minutes before the show starts it starts raining buckets, the three of us stick it out, all to fall victim to being sick the next day... Girls throw bras, Tommy, the manwhore, is all like yeah bras!!!!! But Jake is all eww bras.... I enjoy those boys, they make me laugh.... He comes out in western wear with no shirt....mmmm..... Comes out and plays a piano that is not red *is very disappointed* They say come hang with us at Cowboys later *Tommy's Fav* and I'm all boo, is angry is not old enough...
So I'm sopping wet so what do I do.... I run in the rain, dancing about, being a bafoon, farther into the Stampede grounds to buy food while everyone likes runs to leave the grounds.... I have a fun convo with the girl selling mini doughnuts... Then I go to Lemon Heaven, hoping to get lemonade but instead i got lemons.... me and anna are so giddy, that we get extremely amused by how the boy makes our drinks.... First ice, then a whole lemon, then he pours in water, puts on the lid, shakes them and then he stabs his knife into the top two times to make a hole for the straws... Me and Anna get very scared when he starts stabbing things.... I feel extremely sorry for him, because I have frightened another boy much similar to water boy, as you may recall from last years stampede.... I do...hhahahahahahahaa..... *snickers* OMG is now reminded of meeting Social Code, whom I love dearly and cannot wait to see on Sunday. Better be a good show Travis.... (I know it is extremely sad that I can call all the guys in the bands I like by name without hesitating) So where was I... Oh yes lemonade... Then we leave and there are like all these ambulances...
OMFG I almost forgot the most important part of the night... I'm all Myles loves Jakes as much as I do, Myles will be there.... And who do I see crowd surfing??? MYLES!!!!!!! How do I know its him... Well first, no one ever forgets Myles, second no one else wears such a bright blue t-shirt and third the poser white handkerchief around his neck.
Ok so we leave, this drunk girl alomost falls infront of the train... Then I sit in the train sopping wet, shivering while all the dry chinese tourists in rain coats and senior citizens in raincoats snicker in my direction... That is the end of my brilliant stampede story.... So far..... dun dun dun...
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