Ok Our Last Crusade. Be prepared to laugh your self silly. Oh Myles...
About Our Last Crusade
We are a band with a history of great struggle, our story begins in the dark forests of Germany, when a heroic skinny boy Alex Koebel meets a great and honorable scene kid Myles Rivoire, and thus Our Last Crusade came to life. They took it upon themselves to create a band so great it could save the world from the slaughter that is rap music. They took their drums of gold and their diamond microphone and walked day after day until they reached the majestic land that is Spain. In Spain they traveled all of the land searching for the greatest bard in all of Spain, and they found the Nicaraguan stallion that is Jonathon Garcia. After being serenaded in Spain and finding just the guitarist they needed our heroes traveled into the snowy forbidden lands of Siberia. In the farthest reaches of this Siberian wasteland they found two peasants digging tunnels in the middle of a grassy clearing, the ever so groovy bassist Ryan Buckley, and the Egocentric guitar god that is Scott Oliphant. after braving the cold and snow of Siberia they began to create music and travel spreading the word of Our Last Crusade, but fate took both Scott and Ryan from them, for in the middle of the Sahara dessert the two new heroes ran ahead of the group, engaging in horseplay as they usually did but unknowingly stepped into a deep and cold pit of sinking sand, almost immediately they were gone from us, and to our amazement the weight of their bodies displaced the weight of another that was trapped in the sand, the greatest bassist to ever live, and also part lion sex stud Mitchell Nemeth, and then we alll woke up and noticed Myles was spooning Jon.
Oh but just wait it gets better....
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I told you it got BETTER! HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA!!!! This is so not a punk/emo/hardcore band. I've been there and this just isn't it. Sorry boys. I'll be impressed if you get cubical jobs... Punk/emo/hardcore is not following everything and hanging out with the most untalented person at our school. Also KNOW THE BUSINESS MYLES! Ugh I asked you about it all the time last year to help you. I hope you got my subliminal messages. MYLES TAKE CARE OF YOUR VOCAL CHORDS! Do breathing excercises, learn to breathe properly, know your range and styles and don't learn it from the girl who doesn't know it. I wish I could help you but we're not like that. So have fun father of 2 at 30!
Love,
Experience
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