So this day is just such a psychotic jumble it's brilliant.
My friends flash people then run towards me screaming about it and show me pictures. Oh boy... But before that I talk with other peoples and they're really rad. So then the parade comes past. Nothing exciting there. Just some dildo's and old people. Whatever. Then I eventually get to go on a break. Run into Syd and Justin and then meet up with Colin on the dance floor. We dance. We walk around. We dance. Shea comes running at me and is like JESSICA! And we have a moment. And then he's like I have to go touch more boys. And I'm like I WISH I COULD TOUCH BOYS HERE! (fyi gay male kids are sexually attractive) Ok thent hese two shirtless boys start going at it and we're all gawking making explicit noises, taking photos. Of course. It was hot. Dear jesus. It's getting hot now thinking about it. Stupid posh boy rejects my friend. Which is dumb. Then we think Trent gave us a fake number. What a dick! Who would do that to a friend of mine. Are you gay? yes. Are you single? Yes. Great come meet my friend. *picks up man purse* I love it. This is all jumbled up. I wish I could remember the order that was today. :P Then Alex is like come to my after Pride partay! And then only Colin ended up going with Dustin. Oh yeah I saw a guy I knew back in elementary, after not seeing him for 6 years we ended up grinding in less than five minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHA! It was hilarious. He was moving up on everyone. He ended up getting some numbers himself. Lucky ho. Then I went back to volunteer. Talked with some random asian boy who took photos with me. LOL! It was hilarious. Then his friend did to. It made me laugh. Then the girl on the Board of Directors hit on me. It was funny. So I have the worst gaydar ever. Really? So are you a gay lover or are you gay? Oh man........... So funny. Then she left and this other volunteer came to releave me when I didn't need to leave and at the same moment this really cute boy with a guitar defiantely checked me out. And I was like damnit. It gave me rage. Because I couldn't talk to him at the moment. Then some guy from World SKillz tried to chat me up. Awkward. Went back to dancing and having a good time. It was swell. Went back to volunteering and talked with these rad people. They made me laugh. They were good times. SEEING HER RUN IS LIKE SEEING A GISELLE! FUCKING LOOK AT HER RUN! Ok withint he first few minutes of our first date she told me she never runs. HAHAHHAHAHHA! Love it! Then this nice man who was pasisng by helped me move the barricade. It was appreciated. "Is that a rave?" "No it's gay pride." "SINNERS!!!!!! Well thanks for telling us." HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! I was on the watch for neo-nazis but found none. It was suggested I hug them if they show up. :P There were these two rude homeless gentlemen though. :( Then the policeman was going to buy me icecream but I let him go without awarding me a prize for opening the gate. It was funny. I saw a policeman on a horse today. It was exciting. Ok so then I went to check out and Dallas let me take like the rest of the cake to my friends. Which was dope. So then we ate cake and danced. And more RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE SHIRTLESS GAY MEN SHOWED UP! AND STARTED GRINDING AND OMG................ I died. And then there were these other two cuties who started making out. It was cute. We were all quite happy for everyone. They played us an extra three songs. I tried to seduce the boy who was sitting on the speaker because he was clearly straight but it got us nowhere. :( Also definately the first time I trusted leaving my purse unattended at Olympic Plaza. HAHAHAHAHA! Also I talked to a drag queen today. She looked REALLY good.
On a hole other note...
If gay boys can have other gay boys to take home at night why don't I get a boy!!!! DAMN IT ALL!
I'm cute! Like seriously boys! Get with it! Hahahaha. Ok I think I'm starting tos ound desperate. But hey. Shut your face. ok?
And how come all the boys I like are socially awkward. Ballz. Gay kids get more action then me. Sigh... I don't get any action. At all. Apparently I'm sexually frustrated. HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh man what I say on this space of the internet. It scares me.
I have so much homework. I don't even want to think about it.
Also 30h!3 makes me happy. Very happy. LOVE is just another word I'll never learn to pronounce.
Stef is going to a workshop where Blake is teaching. I'm sooooooo jealous!!!!!! That man is sex. Ok. 'Nuff said.
I'll be with you wherever you go.
And then today I realized a lot of people's lies. Rather not impressed. You hold me down. I'm glad I didn't ask for your permission for today. That I just did it.
I should have gone out with Colin tonight. :( Sigh...
Rocky Horror would have been a blast tonight. Ah well...
Oh so got a ride home with Sarah's brother. He's all growd up. I remember when he was all teenaged rage. He's all indie now. It makes me laugh. A lot. We're taking a BIG GULP DETOUR! Ok.... Now be polite. Uh next left! Puhlease! Not polite....
Really excited for MT. Because I generally love everyone.
And I miss Mr. E.
I wish we would have ran into him. Oh bother.
I need to figure out how much I can take out of my bank account in a single day. Hahaha. Cause Tuesday I need to buy tickets and I also need to go see if that dress is still there. If it is, then clearly it is meant to be. I'll try it on with my leggings and heels first and see how that looks. And then we are all systems go. AND I NEED TO BUY THE NEW BOYS LIKE GIRLS CD! I'm excited.... Like ridiculously excited!!!!!!
Also watched The Breakfast Club. Such an amazing movie.
Love,
I know its your song, they've been singing all night long
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