GALA!

So we get all dressed up and sexy and then go to the Martha Cohen Theater and get our pictures taken and get little snacks and then we dance till like 12:30. Then our ride to Kyle's was quite the adventure. Elaine was screaming, I was laughing and singing RENT at the same time, I clearly gots skillz.... So we get there, and only Alumni have shown up so ar, eventually everyone files in, but knowing me I have to get all edgy waiting for him to come through the door, because I'm clearly a tard. So my mommy brings us pizza and non-alcoholic drinks that I think Joel was the only one to appreciate them, Keifer probably did too.
So the night is pretty uneventful till i discover Drunk Shea which could be the greatest thing ever. A drunk gay guy is absolutely amazing. All he did was giggle and say you and point. At one point after I had tackled him so he wouldn't go outside and smoke, so he falls down ontop of me, resting in my lap at which point in time Keifer wlaks over to talk to Hayden and Shea wants to highfive him. So they highfive and then me and Keifer high five for boobs, because thats what me and Keifer do, and She then announces that he doesn't like boobs! HAHAHAHAHA! good times. Anywho I eventually get him downstairs after many interesting things like him stealing Sparky's beer and the bathroom incident and the taking away of his phone, and he passes out on the cement downstairs wrapped around a pole, so I bring him a pillow. End of story, the next day me and him are best buds.
Hassan is also very funny, however it was strange cause he woke up and was back to normal. Leah is a lightweight and is a very loving drunk until she finds out your sober. So after the long night we all watchd the sunrise, and it was very peaceful, I liked it. Then we all walked to Starbucks and learned that you should only ever make legal money.
However, somewhere during the early morning I got extremely angry at Josh and started freaking out on him, and then there was the tugging on my shirt. And then I was in my peaceful, comfortable, happy place while the fingers drummed away rythmically calming me. I was really good there, till he left. Sigh... Stupid happy place, stupid Jessica.
Oh so then we had to do clean up that same morning. So after we unloaded the first truck we all loaded up on sugar at Seven Eleven and ate Big Chief Beef Jerky to keep us alive. It was good. And I'm missing everyone so much. i can't believe I ever thought about not doing Stock this year coming up.