This is all you need to know...

Tell me now your words never meant me harm.. says:
its taken me a few days
Tell me now your words never meant me harm.. says:
but this is the conclusion i have come to
Elaine. says:
yes
Elaine. says:
here's my theory
Tell me now your words never meant me harm.. says:
uhoh
Tell me now your words never meant me harm.. says:
hahahha
Elaine. says:
so god, moses and allah were all partyin' it up, smokin' some weed and banging some hoes, and then god's all like, "HEY GUYS, YOU KNOW THAT FAGTRON 4000 ELAINE? GUESS WHAT I DID TO HER... LOLOLOLOL I KNOW WASN'T THAT AWESOME?" and Allah was like "OH YEAH WELL I BOMBED OVER 9000 OF YOUR FAGGOTASS CHRISTIANS, I BET I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT TO SOMEONE'S LIFE" and moses was like "lol *pops cap*" and God was like "FUCK YOU, JUST TO PROVE I CAN RUIN LIVES, I'M GONNA DO THE SAME SHIT TO THAT JESSICA CHICK. IT'S LIKE, BAM. DOUBLE HEADSHOT. HAHAHAHAHAHA" and then they all did shots
Elaine. says:
because that's totally what relgious figures do in their spare time
Tell me now your words never meant me harm.. says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

It may sound offensive but Elaine said it, not eye.