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So me and Elaine are chatting up our boy troubles. And I reminded her of her religious figures theory, that she told me back in August and we added onto it...
And you watched me drown... says:
thats right i kept that
And you watched me drown... says:
thats how much it made my life
Elaine. lol says:
TO FURTHER THIS THEORY
Elaine. lol says:
then Allah was like "alright, so you can ruin two peoples' lives, fuck that shit i can ruin EVERYONE'S" so then he invented the palestine and moses invented israel and they're all fighting and shit, so now jesus is all jealous and shit and he's like "hey man that's not cool I can do something... even worse... I KNOW, I'M GOING TO TRICK THAT STUPID FUCKER ELAINE INTO DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN. EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'LL BE WITH ONE THAT'S EVEN BETTER LOOKING LOLOLOL" and allah and moses were like "fuck" and killed everything
Yeah. True facts.
Love,
Whoever She Is (Leave me out of it)
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