2: When You Can't Breathe and Your Body is in Two Pieces

i see what you really are
take me where the wild things are

Carl's here. Carl who? Carl with a gun. OMG I LOVE CARL!
Your int he city for an hour and look what happens. You're instantly thrown back into the machine.
Let's recap.
Guy in line was amazing. I WANNA HAVE DREAMS ABOUT THIS! Loved girl at the front. What was her name? Amy will remember... She pulled us forward to share the fence with her. She flew to the Vancouver show.
Ok security gaurds are sweet. I think we befriended 3... no wait 4... OMG MY PETE WENTZ WANNA BE TRAVIS CLARK WOULD BE ASHAMED! Security gaurd was there. I love him. I think I got a photo of the back of his head. We need to send in this monstosity to Travis Clark.
If you guys need water or a boost out or anything just grab me. You know the signals? Yeah. Could be worse he could have taken all his clothes off like the stone temple pilots and shot up on stage.
Oh security.
HE WAS CUTE AND HIS BALLS WERE IN MY FACE LIKE FIVE TIMES!
I was like OMG LET ME IN! LET YOUR STOMACH INGULF ME!!!! I WANT PROTECTION! LET ME IN!
Ok I'm jumping ahead here.
You're going to hate him. Trust me.
You know what I'm not mad because I know and he knows that tonight when he goes to bed alone he's going to have to think about this.
Then it lands on your boobs. Damn you!!!
So after he's staring at me and half staring/molesting the security gaurd. It's all good.
Next we discuss protective mechanisms with security gaurds because of all the floatation F's we now have.
And how I did not want them to throw the bucket of water at me. :P I wasn't eavesdropping merely noticing you pretending to pick up the bucket and throw it at us! :P
OMG JESSICA THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN OMG!
I think we both peed our pants.
Security gaurd (Angela knows his name) came and boosted up Pete like a foot too far away. Tear.
Cute security gaurd came over and was playing coy with us and the guitar picks. He passed one to me. Then he was passing one to our fence friend and she was like no its okay I met him give it to her. And he gave it to Amy. YAY!
Angela got the set list.
I hated the girl who clearly believed she was married to Pete WEntz. Like fudge off.
Do you realize every girl wishes they were us right now? YES!!!!!!!
The smile on my face couldn't fade.
At Blink 182 I stopped having fun/caring because afro was hitting me int he head till I hit him back and he was like oh sorry and then started protecting me from surfers. The guy beside me sang Rockshow to me which made me laugh and then was like YOUR BEAUTIFUL! and I was like hahahha yes thanks. HAHAHHAHAAHAHA. Then he was like don't make fun of me but I love this song so shut your mouth! What a riot!!!!! He started covering me up sometimes too and picking the guys off and the guy behind me was too. The one that was friends with the guy beside me. Tom kept looking over. I think he was impressed we were hanging on. Then I started like rocking out and he looked over and smiled and started doing the same horrid move as I. I hear my hair was looking really amusing at that point.
Girl beside us met them earlier and got an octo sticker. I died of happiness for her.
So security gaurds pass us water. Then lights go out before encore and they're just duping water on us and I don't even feel it anymore. Oh also ten minutes into AAR Amy and I got beer to the back of the head. Uncool. So back to the water. The guy I'm like grbbing on his shirt and pushing up in hopes he'll figure it out. But no. Then I finally caught one's attnetion and he pulled me out. He could barely get his hands on my hips to pull me out it was soooo squishy. I tried to jump to boost myself up but it didn't work. Then the guy left and ignored Amy's cries for help so the boy who loved me grabbed the security guard and made him get her out. As I'm walking out the security lady was like checking my eyes for durgs and was like ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?! And I was like I definately am now! Steph kept trying to get out but Ang kept pushing the security away. Hahahaha.
TRAVI$ BARKER is the most AMAZING MAN EVER! I want every drummer everywhere to aspire to that. He was the show. Mark and Tom started pissing me off like immensly. Nothing was really comparable to the amazingness that was FOB. The guy behind us was like GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE YOU FUCKING SUCK! and the lady behind me was like why don't you shut up or leave!!!!!! I loved that girl and guy behind me they were really nice. They left through Blink though. Tear. They were laughing at the signs with me. We were being illierate...
Getting on train the twins were there. A was starting to piss me off. Twitter stalking anyone? Oh Virgin Mary how could I ever be mad at you? Because I wasn't.
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The facial expressions make my day. I love this video. It makes me laugh a lot.
Got home and packed. Got four hours of sleep. Carried like 20 pounds of shit around the city. Finally met up with Melodie. Got the stuff in her car and off we were! Easy drive out there. She has good music tastes. I appreciate that. Get there and Ina and Bret and Sasha (an amazing golden retriever german shepherd mix). We talk. We set up. We eat. We make music together. Started jamming with the jimbay while they played bass and guitar. Then I passed over the jimbay and twitteled with the bass. Then I learned two songs on bass. It was saweet! I'm going to continue practicing bass now that I'm home and I might work on some beats with the snare downstairs. It's debatable. I was going to buy myself a Jimbay at CFMF but didn't. Ina says I should go to the Drum Guy and talk with him and maybe join in their weekly drum circles. That'd be saweet! Saturday brings waking up to a JUST SO YOU KNOW THE BEAR IS AT THE LAKE! Our tents were beside the lake. We were in a walk-in site. Fuck. The bear wasn't that far away. Then we had breakkie and a morning bath in the lake. Then we just kind of hung out at the beach then had lunch. Charlotte showed up. I love Charlotte. Her life is like a mix of The Bachelorette and Paradise Island except without a happy outcome. It's entertaining. Then we went to the geocache. That was sweet. It wasn't very far at all! Charlotte got a pin that was all Am I getting enough food, beer and sex? The answer was clearly no. Hahahahaha. Got back and chilled at the camp site. Had some of Uncle Tex's champagne. Got the shit scared out of me. But don't want everyone to know about that. I held it. Then almost killed it. Went to bed. Got up early. Had Pancakes. Went for a hike. 4 km straight up the mountain. Almost died. The fat kid within me was screaming. We fight with Bret, then split up and walk back down. We get around the corner from the lookout and Sasha takes off and we see two cubs scamped up a tree. FUCK! So we scream for Sasha to come back as we're walking back to the lookout. Sasha comes back thankfully. So we just sit and keep screaming hoping they go away. Then Charlotte's all what would Jesus do? And we were like HAHAHHAHA he'd glide right off this cliff or talk to the bears. I hate Jesus somedays. HHAAHAHHAAHA! You know I wouldn't complain if Peter Petrelli came around the corner right now. Me either. Why do that he could fly us out of here? No because I'd just like to look at him. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Then before that we were like screaming short little snippets of songs. It was horrible!!!! Sometimes there were accompanying dance moves. And then I was like GO HOME BEARS! BECAUSE THAT"S ALL I WANT! I WANT TO GO HOME! JUST LIKE MICHAEL BUBLE AND DALLAS GREEN!!!!! It was funny. At least it was to me. So back to the jamming. I killed it at Babe I'm Gonna Leave You.

So we get back and have lake baths. And then make dinner. And then call it a night. But I started reading I Met The Walrus and got all excited because we was about to meet John Lennon. So I was up a bit longer. Took forever to wake up this morning. Me and Melodie stopped in Jasper for some food. Lots of Chai in my Chai Latte. It was really good. Marianas Trench another happy CD to listen to in the mornings. Basically. Get home. Shower. Go out for dinner with Carl. Look over the forms. Sign my soul away. Talk with Jackie for like an hour. Send my soul away. Turns out its Keeper is away till Wednesday.
Why isn't music that amazing anymore?
Charlotte was going to go to Big Valley this weekend. Glad she didn't. Because she's fun and someone died there and lots of people are injured from the stage collapse.
Also hearing good things about them boys make me happy because they've been a little silly lately. Thats actually so nice of him.
Angela's Criteria for a man:
Blue plaid shirt
Mullet
Beard
Mustache
Am I missing anything???
Need to swap stuff with Amy again before she leaves. I hate her for leaving. And for having my stuff for soooo long.
I love Courtney because we seem to have the same problems.
I was really mad today till I saw the Puppy Chow recipe. Then my day was really happy.
A friend holds the umbrella for you but a best friend takes your umbrella and says RUN BITCH RUN!
Empty boxes on the stairs.
I'm so excited for this to come. Because now it can happen. I can leave. I actually can. I have it all too. My RSP is apparently healthy. Which is good. This is all good. Mom said I might be able to sign up for a recording class at MRC this year. Which reminds me tomorrow I HAVE TO email the BNC guys.
I really want to leave now because this post has taken like 3 hours to write. Because I have ADD. And I want to find out how the author felt when John died.
I wish you could see me now. I wish I could show you how I'm not who I was.
Oh I have to buy those things for us. Guess I should double check on that.
Also I'm thinking second week of school we go see my ladies at Avenida and get done up. It's on me.
I need to double check that you're being my date for the next week.
Can't go to Sarah's party. Might go to Sam's.
I have Slash's book on hold. I can't wait to read it. I also really want to read Kanye West's book. I'm thinking a library trip and Chapters trip for me tomorrow. Oh and I have to give Mom that money. Whoops.
Rents are going to Aerosmith. I'm excited for them. Like crazy excited. Hahaha.
Might have a few takers for this upcoming weekend... If I don't hear anything by tomorrow night I will send out a mass cry for help.
Original broadway cast in Wicked The Movie? Doubtful.
MBF playing V Fest again. I wonder who else is playing and why V isn't posting it. Oh Richard Branson.
I think I'm done with all this nonsense now.
I will leave you with this. Why can't we all want to change the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTsYAZvHsEQ
Check out other videos. I love RAK! Maybe thats why I loved Pay It Forward. Even though the ending was tragic. I get off topic to easily. This is done. It's done.
Love,
Yeah, What you critics said could never happen! We dedicate this album to anybody people said couldn't make it! To the fans that held us down 'til everybody came around. Welcome, it's here!