Alicia Keys WHAT THE FUCK are you wearing???
I want my hair like Kelly Clarkson's for grad.
Jay-Z is a mastermind, what an inspiration.
Pete you totally should have shaved.
Perez you look sooo cute!!!!! You are fabulous!
The fact that Green Day won Alternative makes me laugh sooo hard. These categories are horrible!!!!! Billy Joe as much as I hate your arrogance I love the fact that you are wearing converse.
I can't believe Taylor Swift won she's soo dry. She's suing bars for playing her music and not paying her royalties. Also I love how they were like she's rehearsing but stayed up till 2am just to see if she would win. Cry me a fucking river Taylor Swift.
Kate Hudson and Nicole Kidman what are you wearing?!!??! That's scary... Oh god...
The Black Eyed Peas are the shit!!!! Will.I.Am is a friggin GENIUS! The other reason I love the Black Eyed Peas, they could be the first ones not to lip-synch. Thank you very much for that.
HOMG THEY JUST SHOWED ADAM LAMBERT! ADAM LAMBERT I BOW AT YOUR FEET! Well depending on how well your performance goes... CD! EEK!
Black Eyed Peas I loved the mash-up at the end. You are friggin brilliant!
Awwww... They gave it to MJ. Don't make me cry you plastic fake AMA's.
What a surprise that Keith Urban won... Puh-lease!
Oh god Rhianna this is soooo bad...
I love Rascal Flatts. Those are some great dudes, they really deserve all the success they've had.
Wow Carrie Underwood that's pretty sexy... You might want to put jeans on or something...
LADY GAGA! AH!!!!
Why does no one at this function seem to have boobs? Honestly. It's kind of disturbing.
Lady Gaga you amaze me. I love watching you perform. Because you are genuinely talented. However that outfit you are wearing is not helping the rumours that you are a man...
Who the eff is this band that won the T-Mobile award? Why didn't GAGA win? GAGA IS THE SHIT!
I raised my hand. Oh Gloriana. yeah I still have no clue who you are. Oh god you thanked Taylor Swift. Fast forward.
JLO? Really. Rather unimpressed. Bring back the GAGA!
I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane! What are you doing here? Oh to present Whitney Houston. Sounds good to me. Man that woman has pipes!!! SHES GONNA SING!!!! AWW SHE LOOKS SOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
Taylor Swift please go away.
Is Eminem, TI and MJ all up for the same award? That's funny. Aww Jermaine has the glove on... MJ has 23 AMA's breaking the record for the most held by any artist. I love you MJ!
Alicia Keys your time is over. It was over in 2002. Go away now please.
Eminem you are also an inspiration. I know that sounds crazy. But that guy knows his shit. Haha.
I really need to figure out who my inspirations are for that project...
Is Kanye still in rehab is that why he wasn't there? Would the real Kanye West please stand up!
Nelly Furtado is alive? Huh. News to me.
Dominic Monaghan you make my life. Hahaha....
I wonder if Billy Joe knows how his soul is gone. Its no longer existent. I wish someone would tell him this.
FUCKING BALLZ NO! NO WAY DID TAYLOR SWIFT WIN ARTIST OF THE YEAR! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I HATE THE UNIVERSE!
Oh look ADAM LAMBERT! Hahaha he would have boys in chains. HAHAHAHA ADAM LAMBERT JUST MADE A BOY PUT HIS FACE IN HIS CROTCH AND RUB IT! HAHAHAHAHA! ADAM LAMBERT YOU ARE SO QUEER! Adam Lambert youa re the next Britney Spears. I kid you not. Was that a boy or girl you just made out with??? HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU ADAM LAMBERT! I'm rewinding this shit! THIS IS AMAZING! GAH!
Adam Lambert you are about to turn everything on its head and I cannot wait,
Jessica
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