Why are trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?

So Oliver James aka Ian Wallace led me to the idea of creating a life board. And well A just helped that little idea fester. So here is a very quick, synopsis of what my life board is going to entail.

By the age of 18 and a half:

I will be attending SFU.
I will have seen A drunk. (I must try to never forget that night).

By the age of 25:

I will have graduated from SFU, completing a Co-op year, for which company has yet to be decided.

By age 26:

I will have met Gene Simmons. True story.

By age 27:

I will be working with BLG on their comeback album, after just finishing Hedley's out of rehab album, it's going to be Jacob's best songwriting yet, just you wait...
I will be dating Paul. Dur. Because he's the perfect man. I could totally pull off being Italian.
I will have my loft in Vancouver and my house in the valley (California here I come!)
I will buy Amy her dog.

By age 28:

I will have been the music coordinator for the latest Twilight movie (the first one through the view of Edward) hence, I will meet Taylor Lautner and invite him to one of my parties where he will meet Amy (naturally).
I will marry Paul. Because we are amazing together. :P
And just as I'm about to hit the worst year of my life (29, or so I'm told) Amy will marry Taylor. Because they are perfect together. Dur.

By age 30:

I will be celebrating the grand opening of my all ages music venue/hang out place of amazing-ness.
Then as a little treat to ourselves, Paul and I will move to Australia for a few months, because everyone has to live there at least once in their lives.
I will have worked with an S4C event or product or some S4C thing of some sort.

By age 35:

After working, taking time off here and there and seeing the world I will start my own label (make believe records).

By age 38:

I will be the producer of Elaine's hit Broadway show.

For the rest of my life:

Paul and I will continue loving each other and our passion for music.

Yes, this is how I it. Kinda magical is it not?
Well Amy, wanted to know. And there it is. The life board.
I think it's fab.
And along with all those years will come working with Pete, parties in the valley, and all the Tim Hortons you could ever imagine. It's going to be grand.

I am the patron saint of lost causes,
Jessica