TRUE STORY!!!

See Me Fly says:
i'm killing myself
i keep looking at photos of this summer
and damn i looked happy and hot
now i just look clinically insane
Elaine says:
me too man
instead of killing yourself, make a musical with me
because we'll be allowed to be awesome
ON OUR OWN
See Me Fly says:
cause killing myself was the only answer ihad for this
Elaine says:
yar
See Me Fly says:
also i want my hair long again
my hair looks like shit
Elaine says:
get like blue extensions
or some weird shit
because JIMBO CAN'T TELL YOU YOU CAN'T
BAHAHA
See Me Fly says:
hahahahahahhaha
YESH!
PARTAY!
Elaine says:
WOOO
brb eating nachos 2 get fat
BECAUSE I CA
...CAN
See Me Fly says:
YESH!
I JUST HAD THE WORST REALIZATION!
Elaine says:
LET'S HEAR IT
See Me Fly says:
IN THE END!
LIKE ALL HORRIBLE LIVES!
COLIN AND I ARE GOING TO END UP TOGETHER!
Elaine says:
OH GOD
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED
See Me Fly says:
you know its true
Elaine says:
AND HE'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU AFTER 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
FOR A MAN
YOU WILL DRINK A BEER
AND WE WILL DO A REVIVAL OF TEEN ANGST
CALLED
MIDLIFE CRISIS: THE MUSICAL
AND MAKE MONEY.
See Me Fly says:
ITS TRUE
YOU KNOW IT!
I"M SOOOO FUCKED!
Elaine says:
I'M GOING TO END UP RICH AND FAMOUS
AND LONELY.
NO ONE WILL REALLY LOVE ME
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL LEAVE ME
I WILL HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL END UP GAY
AFTER 5 MONTHS
AND END UP BANGING COLIN
SO WE'LL BE LIKE
WOW FUCK MY LIFE
I WILL END UP HATING EVERYTHING
I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN
AND I WILL DEVOUR MYSELF IN MY WORK
See Me Fly says:
ok no since i'm sitting here feeling miserable
i''m lookng at old photos
and it occured to me
no one besides colin will ever love me
and now that we've planned to move in together
Elaine says:
I love you
See Me Fly says:
one horrid drunk night....
Elaine says:
in a nonsexual romantic way
See Me Fly says:
the world will end
Elaine says:
oh god
yeah rofl
anyway
I'm 98% sure I'm destined to live a life of angst
See Me Fly says:
oh......
Elaine says:
some people can be happy
but life would rather eat my balls
so
I'm going to become a workaholic most likely
and write music about how much I hate everything in my spare time


I just need to remember this for eternity...