Saturday, February 28, 2009

Cause A Ho Can't Trust Me

I have decided thanks to several sources that I indeed have strep. At first I thought it was just a common cold so I was drinking orange juice and lemon water, but that apparently irritates the strep bacteria. Google says I should eat yogurt and eat honey. Both make me gag, fantastic.
E and I are making a show. Cancer the Killer. My Life Sucks. My Naked Pictures Got On The Internet. Why Won't He Text Me Back. The next four hottest songs that will be used for a montage at the Tony awards. You're jealous. My Life Sucks will be a parody of one of the support group songs from RENT, cause me and E are like that.
Apparently if I go to the doctor he'll give me antibiotics. Exciting. Also K has wanted to hang out a lot recently. I really don't think I can take that much time with her. But not in a mean way.
This sucks, I have like a tightness in my chest, and I have to breathe double what I would normally. My life is over. Especially since I'm a soloist on Tuesday. My life is over.
Love,
The next greatest hit, I Hate All My Friends, Most Of The Time

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