Thursday, June 18, 2009

A second Rate JT: I'm Bringing Sexy back

That you are Chris Martin, that you are.
T-shirts. Easy.
Sitting down chilling.
Need ice cream.
Sit down with ice cream.
Max comes over.
I wanted to tell you ladies that you should probably not leave your seats after Coldplay sings Viva and Lost.
Ok...
Don't go to the washroom or go to buy beer or anything. Because we are blocking off the entrance to your seats. You see that black box over there?
Yeah...
There is a pretty good chance that the whole band might play 3 songs over there.
Serious?
There's a GOOD chance.
OMG I LOVE YOU MAX!
Then he took our picture.ATL KIDNAPPED!??!?! What?!?!?
http://www.myspace.com/alltimelow
I'm proud of them boys. Good way to stick it to them!
So you probably won't. But it keeps changing. So you don't know. Well no matter what happens. I will always wish that it was you with me. Because you are amazing. Too amazing for words.
There are holes in the thighs of my two favourite pants. Fuck that. I really need new pants... Sigh...
Are you persuasive?
Uhm I'm not really sure. I mean I believe in dressing for success and that if people have a positive opinion of you they are more likely to work with you.
That's a form of persuasion.
Well then yes.
Yeah, I could tell that. You are also very articulate.
Thank you.

So apparently my perfect career is a PR person. That's pretty rad. Won't lie. And I can still go the music route. I think she said his name is Bill Allen. I don't recall. But anywho. He apparently does what I would be good at. He advises musicians such as Bryan Adams and Anne Murray about what is best for them and how they should present themselves. In more simpler terms, my job would entail telling Jacob Hoggard when it is inappropriate to not be wearing pants. I'm hoping he grew up with this record. It seemed to be going that way from what I've heard.

More reason to love these kids.


So apparently I can go to MR and they'll like format the program to what I want. Which is pretty sweet. And I can tell them I want an internship and stuff with certain people or at certain places and they will try and set it up. Which is sweet.

You had a mental breakdown yesterday. No worries. I just know that you scaring yourself away from this is bad. As much as it breaks my heart you need to and have to go. It's what is best for you.

I love this song so much. It's an academy winning song. And yes I loved this song before it was on SYTYCD. Who do you think I am?


Holy shit it's 7? When did that happen?

Gob is on it's way. So is Red Jumpsuit. Passing off both of them.

Cleaned room. Exciting. Need new pillows. Need new pants.

First person to comment on my hair. Ms. Gomez. Story of my life. And then Angela. As soon as I open the door. OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR! I've only seen this girl 3 times in my life. Hahaha.

Choreo a song right now. I'd love to do it next year but I don't know if it's on Ed's list of no no's.



I hate Amy Spanger. I fully believe she's the reason no one is taking Constantine seriously in this role when he actually does a really good job. I love how C actually holds his hand in guitar position like he's holding a pick. That's hilarious.

Sad Pushing Daisies is over. He was pretty cute. See I don't just like emo's Daivd! GAWSH!

Cannot think of movement for long note. Rawr. My brain I hate you.
Just kidding.

Ok I'm done rambling.

Love,
Streetlight People

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