I don't know. Not like it really matters.
Also Jay being all "I Hate Everyone" "I Suck At Life" makes me sad and he's not on. Blarg. He hasn't been on since those dicks were so extremely fucking rude to him.
I like to think of myself as a Mary Shelley. I created my own monster.
Which one? The dirty stalker one? Oh.... HAHAHAHAHA ELAINE!!!!!
OMFG JESSICA WE SHARED A BLANKET!!!! OMG YOU SHARED A BLANKET WITH HIM!?!?!?! That is the extent of my mental capacity at one in the morning phone calls.
I checked into rehab. In rehab you truely realize those that stick by you and those that you need to cut the cord to.
Why does everyone else's music suck? Because they didn't go to rehab. They said no, no, no.
How did it end up like this? The power of brain washing machines!!!! I'm sad that, that must happen to you. And I'm sorry that I cannot save you from it. Liars actually extremely impress me. Derked taught me a lot about liars too. And how liars create actors. Because you tell one lie. And you see how well you can get away with it. Then you realize your acting. And you realize how fucking good you actually are at it. Not that Derek would ever have sworn.
Jessica, I can't sleep with him... WHAT?!?? OH YEAH he isn't the age of consent. HAHAHHA THAT"S BAD!
Why did I talk to him today? Bad idea. Listening to your stories last night, reminded me of my own. Hates life. I need Jay's happy shirts.
OMG CLEANED ROOM! ROOM SMELLS FANTASTIC!!!!
I have the swine. Except not. Except most likely.
I have to stop listening to this song.
YAWN!
You never texted me back you imbusil. I mean I love you. Oh shit I need to bake things. Rawr. Fuck life.
I want to talk to Jared cause he makes me happy, but shall refrain. Mainly because I respect people. But you know.
Why is it freezing in this room. My tummy feels funny. Oh no the swine is kicking in again....
Why do those girls hold their camera's infront of their faces! That's so stupid! They should be enjoying the moment.
And that's when Adam Lazzara talked to me but I didn't notice. Fu....... HAHAHAHA!
I think my belt is too tight...
Now that is better.
It's only the internet.
Thank you Petey for my now mantra.
Writing at 604 records today. Damn my life, why don't I have my job there yet...
So does that mean you're no longer leaving? It'd be cheaper on the pocket book. But not cheaper on the heart.
YAY THERAPY! Hahaha. I think I would be a therapists worst nightmare. They'd have no clue what I was talking about at all.
OH NO NOT WATER AND CUCUMBERS!!!!
OH GAWD THE BUN!
HOLY SHIT!
Ok people let us have an online ettiquette lesson. When bread is delivered to the table. ou break off a piece and put it on your plate. You put on a little bit of butter. Then rip off an even smaller piece and take small bites at it.
CAN YOU GO CHECK ON MY POTATOS?!?!?! I DON"T WANT THEM TO DIE!!!! GET OFF THE COMPUTER I NEED TO HARVEST MY POTATOS!!!!!
I want rockstar lessons... Boo....
Don't touch me when I'm sleeping babe, or I'll break your neck... I realized I was a victim of date rape.
One of the best songs ever. Jenna disagrees. But that's chill.
So you get the drummer on weekends and I get him on the weekdays. Oh and I guess you could have the rest of them....
STEVE OMG I LOVE YOUR BAND!!! Next time you talk to Steve tell him I want to have his babies... I'll get right on that...
oooo My apples are almost ready...
And then they figured they needed another band member, so they looked for one at the zoo.
So how's your ego today? Oh it's working at about 500%!!!!!! Can't you tell!!!!!! Yes, yes I can. And how are you actually on a 1 - 10 tdoday? Oh at about a 3. Thank you the rapist for figuring out all my problems. I loved that class.
Why am I listening to the Jonas Brothers?
How do you solve a problem like maria? Insert hours of laughter. Love Kevin.
I wish I had Rainbow Veins....
I love that NPH always comes into convo.
I keep trying to sing your song but end up singing weightless.
Has any of this made sense?
I thought not.
I just wanted to randomly type somewhere.
Don't want to work on story.
Because he has to leave.
I'm done with the whole leaving thing.
I wish I could leave.
Wait, I think I did. Whoops.
OMG I FOUND THE NEW FRESHMAN HE"S HITTING ON!!!! HE HAS HER BRAINWASHED!!! Just wait till I show up.
So my main gay loves my boobs. Gay kids hate my boobs. Remember Shea? Your boobs are on my chest.
Logs on.
I love ya sexy momma
Except not as hot as Megan Fox
Yeah, but your boobs are better.
Take that gay kids do like my boobs!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
No one would ever understand us. Teen angst is making us millions.
Hey babe.
Stupid Cute Jessica. She does this to me all the time. Dresses me up. Acts nice. Ugh! I think I might tie her up and throw her down the river like I did with old Jessica.
Old Jessica was so boring and depressing. I hated her. Almost as much as I hated last Jessica and the Jessica I'm living in now.
Want to write a script. That could be in there. It's gonna be crazy therapy shit. It'll be great. I'll become a fucking millionaire.
If not just go to Draft Camp. No biggie.
I'll take a chance on leaving
It's that or stay and die
I loved you once and though
You love me still I know
It's time for me to fly
I loved you once and though
I love you still I know
It's time for me to go
And so, goodbye
Raincheck. Need sleep today. Badly. Apparently so did you.
Why am I still rambling. This shit doesn't deserve to be posted. Remeber when I said half-assed. That's what this is.
Love,
I wished that tomorrow no one dies.
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