Ok here's the story.
My fingers hurt so bear with me.
I'm tlaking to Elaine about the deck ripping apart and rebuilding. And she's like look at this kids sexy llama. And no shit this llama is sexy. So she sends me their convo and I'm like yo where's this shit? And it's this site that you talk with randoms. The first few failed. Then we had the excited guy. He was fun. He was watching the game. GO DODGERS!!!!!!! it was 2-1.... now 4-1!!!!! YAY GO DODGERS!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!! At least you didn't say goal... HOME RUN!!!! There we go. He was fun. Everyone else is rather creepy, so I don't talk to them.
Then this happens. and yes I'm posting the whole convo here I want to remember it forever!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: joe jonas is my sexy lover
You: ok but do you like the curly hair or straight hair better?
Stranger: curly
Stranger: :)
You: so i've concluded i'm tlaking to a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: hahaha
Stranger: im a girl
You: me too
Stranger: lol howd you know?
Stranger: haha
You: i think joe jonas' straight hair makes him look too much like a pretty boy
Stranger: haha yeah i like his new curly hair
Stranger: its sexy
You: Do you watch JONAS?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: im like a jonas brothers groupie lmao
You: i think its hilarious
You: the show is great
You: have you seen them play live?
Stranger: yeah lots of times, last week actually haha. and i met them
You: thats crazy exciting!
Stranger: yeah im a bit of a stalker
Stranger: but really, what jonas fan isnt
You: i understand
You: i'm a music junkie, which makes me a concert junkie
Stranger: haha yeah i go to lots of concerts, not just jb
You: the J Bros have never come to where I live and i was going to take a bus to go see them but ended up having to work
You: i think i shudda gone to see them instead
Stranger: aw where do you live?
You: In Canada
You: hahaha
Stranger: ohh they weree there i remember haha
You: so what did you say to the Jonas' upon meeting them?
Stranger: not that much, i kinda froze up...they look like freakin gods
Stranger: and my camera broke while joe was taking a picture of us! it was so embarassing haha
You: clearly his beauty just killed it
Stranger: haha totally
You: ok so what other bands are you stalking?
Stranger: i really just stalk the jonas brothers
You: thats cool
Stranger: but im seeing boys like girls next week, and going to warped tour
Stranger: metrostation
You: I RESPECT YOU A LOT
You: hahahhaa
Stranger: hahah why
You: I love Boys Like Girls
You: i saw them play like 3 years ago when no one knew who they were
Stranger: me too im obsessed with Love Drunk
You: it was the best
You: and warped tour is in a few weeks for me.... sigh....
Stranger: are you going?
You: YES!
You: hahaha
Stranger: yay
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im excited to see 3oh!3
You: i love them
You: i'm excited to see them and All Time Low and We The Kings and Forever The Sickest Kids
You: hahaha
Stranger: ahh me too! we're like music twins
You: this is crazy!
Stranger: lol ik right
Stranger: whos your fav jonas?
You: its so hard to chose
You: it like changes biweekly
You: hahahaha
Stranger: haha im a total Joe girl, but kevin is a close second
You: I loved Kevin in Camp Rock, but Nick kind of steals their tv show
Stranger: i know lol
You: i loved the pizza girl episode
Stranger: hahah yes! its so random
You: and they were singing about pizza it was just way too amusing
Stranger: lol oh yesss
You: all my friends except one think i'm crazy for loving the jonas brothers
You: hhahahaha
You: but i am not afraid to admit my love for them
Stranger: me either. everyone thinks im insane
Stranger: hahaha they are like "you are such a stalker!"
You: ok hold on a second i have to go open a window upstairs but i want to keep tlaking to you hahahaha
You: your the most normal person i have found
You: hahahah
Stranger: hahah same with you
Stranger: ok
You: ok window mission complete
You: everyone i've been connected to are like do you have a naked photo? and i'm like EEEWWWW NO!!!!!
Stranger: omg every single guy on here is a pervy creep
You: i talked to one normal guy
You: one out of like the 20 previous people i had talked to
Stranger: yeah i sometimes find sweet guys on here
Stranger: but its rare
Stranger: how old are you btw?
You: 17 you?
Stranger: omg me too!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: seriously
You: honest to corn pops
Stranger: yes :)
Stranger: do you have a twitter?
You: yes
You: BrokenElegance
Stranger: i just followed youu
Stranger: im Courtneex3
You: consider yourself followed
Stranger: haha
You: i think thats sooo creepy that you become people's followers
You: it makes it sound even more stalkerish then it really is
Stranger: yeah ik, at first i didnt understand twitter. but now its like addicting
You: i know what you mean
You: ok i am dying over the fact that in your picture you are touching the jonas brothers
Stranger: hehe :)
Stranger: joes touching my back, my life goal...lmao
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: i snuck into that meet and greet btw
You: i'm so jealous
You: that is amazing!!!!
Stranger: yeah it was pure luck
You: oh so my names Jessica
Stranger: lol ok sweett
You: i felt i should share that
You: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah cuz you obviosuly know my name
Stranger: lol
You: but anyways... my friends make fun of me all the time because i see like a concert every other week, sometimes more often
Stranger: omg i swear we are like twins
Stranger: lol
You: hahahaha
Stranger: im always going to concerts and my friends never do anything fun
You: i want to go to university to study like the music business because i want to become an A and R rep
You: I feel the same way
Stranger: i had to make separate jonas/concert friends
You: i want to go out and like talk with the guys in the band and my friends are like lets go to starbucks
You: and i'm like ok and then do what
You: and they're like sit at starbucks
Stranger: wow thats boring
Stranger: i freaking stalk the jonas brothers band, i got a picture with their photographer hahaha
You: HAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: and i touched garbo...hes sexy
You: smooth.....
Stranger: lol but i wanan do something kinda like that too when im older
Stranger: i love going to events and stuff like that
You: me toooooo
You: ok i've never been able to find anyone to go to warped tour with me so this is my first year
You: which is soooo lame
Stranger: yeah its my first year too
You: and theperson i was going with bailed, so i had to force someone into coming with me
Stranger: aw thats stupid.
Stranger: i go with the same person to everything
You: because like you i made a friend just for going to concerts with
You: and we had this huge fight so now i'm like stranded
Stranger: hah yess
You: hahahah
Stranger: aww
Stranger: you should move to chicago, go to everything with me
Stranger: lol
You: i've never been to chicago
You: :(
Stranger: its pretty sweet, for events and concerts and stuff haha
Stranger: i go to tons of celeb meet and greets
You: i'm sooo jealous
Stranger: i met mitchel musso a few weeks ago.
You: i have to hope that bands either chill at their merch table or i know where the tour bus is at
You: hahahaha
You: OMG!!!!!!!!
You: I love him!
Stranger: lol me too hes such a disney rebel
You: i know!
You: i was watching him on Much Music and he was like I hate disney, i don't want to be on their label
Stranger: lmfaoo really?
Stranger: he has like 2 tatoos
Stranger: but hes coming back to chicago in august and im trying to go
You: he's never come here.... i officially hate it here
Stranger: wasnt he in canada like last week?
Stranger: or is it just far from you
You: far from me
You: hahaha
You: i'm in alberta
You: which is like red neck country
You: and i'm like UGH WHY!!?!?!??!
Stranger: aw thats how i feel. im not really in chicago im in the suburbs like 45 min away from it
Stranger: so for college im going to chicago
You: nice
You: i want to go out to Vancouver for school
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: have you seen thiss?
Stranger: http://img189.yfrog.com/i/wwp.jpg/
You: NO!
You: HAHAHHAA
Stranger: HAHA IK
Stranger: ive been dying laughing tonight, everythings just so funnt
Stranger: funny*
You: i loved watching Joe recreate All The Single Ladies
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: his thighs are love
You: rofl
Stranger: this made me laugh...
Stranger: http://www.gomerch.com/jonasbrothers-eventphotos/2009-07-15%20East%20Rutherford,%20NJ-%20Marquis%20M+G%20jobrojersey/IMG_1383.jpg
You: ok honestly no one can look hardcore standing next to the jonas brothers
Stranger: hahah hes like "WHY AM I HERE?"
You: and Joe seems to be having shirt problems
You: ahahahhaa
Stranger: i love the see-through ness
You: i figured as much :P
Stranger: lol
You: ok i've met like nobody cool
You: i've met BLG, and Alex from ATL, and Shiloh (who i dislike), and a bunch of canadian bands
Stranger: dudee thats cool though
You: actually i liked the song Operator at first but then i saw her live and she's kind of a diva
You: it was like an all ages club tour that she was opening for and she had this huge ass tour bus while the opening act had one of those horrible white vans
You: not opening act main act
You: i use the wrong words sometimes
You: hahaha
Stranger: haha wow thats kinda full of herself?
Stranger: i dont like famous people that are like that
Stranger: especially ones that dont care about their fans
You: Me too!!!!
You: and i hate meeting people like the first time you meet them they are really nice and super cool and real but you'll meet them again and they'll be like playing up their 'character'
You: and it really pisses me off
You: that happened to me with Mariana's Trench and Hedley
You: it was uncool
Stranger: dude you know who i dont like, jesse mccartney
Stranger: he tries really hard to be sexy
You: but fails epicly
Stranger: and like molests girls on stage, im sorry but i like classy guys...
You: he tries so hard but when he does he looks like he's 10 year olds
You: ewww is he one of those people that ask girls fromt he crowd to ocme up on stage so that the girls will look like skanks in order for the singer to look cool?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: he puts a fan in a chair
You: I HATE THAT!
Stranger: and grinds on them
You: UGH!
Stranger: my friend was like "IM SO JEALOUS!" im like ewww...
You: yeah thats nasty
You: ok wait back tracking for a sec, why were they dressed as condiments?
Stranger: they have been dressing up as random things for soundchecks lately
Stranger: joe was grapes the other day
Stranger: and yesterday they were all pigs
Stranger: its just so random...i love it
You: thats sooo sweet
You: at least they can laff at themselves
Stranger: yeah i just love them so much its insane haha.
You: OMG OK THE JONAS BROTHERS MOVIE! we must discuss this. (the concert one)
Stranger: OMG YES
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: joes shirt...off
You: gah!
You: i went with my friend and we were like the oldest people there
You: and we were like singing and dancing along
Stranger: i met some friends there haha, it was awesome...jonas people are all so nice
You: and squealing like little fan girls and pretending we could catch the stuff they threw at the screen
You: and these l ike 8 year old girls told me to be quiet
Stranger: me and my friends screamed dirty things it was hilarious
You: and no one believed me that i actually went
You: i was like YES I AM GOING!
Stranger: hahah they are actually losing their little teenie fans lately
Stranger: im likin it
Stranger: cuz the new music is more mature
Stranger: i LOVE black keys and turn right <3
You: me and my friend qoute video girl all the time for some reason
You: like the first part where the girl is all OMGEE I"M DATING A JONAS BROTHER!
You: hahahhaa
Stranger: ahaha
You: and everyone at school just stares at us
Stranger: lmao im like walking around with a jonas pin on my bag and people stare at me
You: Thats Just The Way We Roll will forever be my favourite song though
Stranger: i cant even choose
Stranger: OMG i forgot to tell youu
Stranger: I was on the oprah show with them when they were on
Stranger: what i love about being in chicago :)
You: Dude Oprah?!?!?!?!?!?
You: i hate you at this moment in time
Stranger: yeah oprah's studio called me cuz i sent an email...i FLIPPED OUT
You: thats AMAZING!!!!!!
Stranger: I KNOW. its like the best day of my lifee
Stranger: i tend to have good luck with jonas but nothing else
You: awwwwwww
You: I'm going to see FOB and AAR and Blink 182 next week
You: and me and my friend are plotting ways to 'accidentally run into them'
Stranger: hahah stalk the tour buses!!
You: thats our thought
You: we are thinking about going in the morning when soundcheck is
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: haha good plan, waiting for hours always pays off
You: usually
Stranger: ive gotten frostbite while waiting for JB...
You: thats soooo intense
Stranger: i know...lol im so crazy
You: its ok
You: me and my friend waited in a snow storm to meet Hedley
You: which isn't event he same level as JOnas
Stranger: yess its always worth it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but i only had to wait for 45 min to meet taylor swift
Stranger: that was so easy
You: hahahaha
You: that was like meeting BLG
You: for the second time
Stranger: ahh i wanna meet them
You: i stood outside their tour bus and Paul watched me for like ten minutes standing outside the bus
You: and it was just me and my friend
You: and everntually him and martin came out
You: its crazy i remember that night like the two of us meeting them after the show and then i watch their dvd where there are like hundreds of girls pushing to meet them
You: its sooooo weird
Stranger: lol there was no one but you guys?
Stranger: thats awesome
You: yeah but after they came out of the bus like 5 minutes later 10 other people showed up
You: and i was like lame
Stranger: wow losers haha
Stranger: i hate when people just walk right up when you've been waiting for hours
You: i know
You: i don't think i'd do very well with meeting jonas
You: because i saw Coldplay the other week and they played on a smaller stage by our seats for only like 3 songs
You: and i almost peed my pants
You: or fainted
You: hahahaha
Stranger: ahhh thats amazing
Stranger: i havnt seen them,
Stranger: do you like demi lovato?
You: yes
You: ok i am like way too excited for Camp Rock 2
Stranger: im meeting her on thursday eeep.
You: EEKKK!!!!!
Stranger: free m&g scoree
Stranger: and yes camp rock 2...joe better be shirtless again
You: i hate when they charge for meet and greets
You: i think thats soooo stupid
Stranger: yeah i think i have to buy her album tho
You: thats not bad
Stranger: yeahh worth it haha
You: basically
You: my first meet and greet was for like the winner and runner up of canadian idol
You: and they were like no pictures, or talking for long periods, get your cd signed and move out of the way
You: and i was like woah its not like they're anyone special
Stranger: lol at mitchel they were like "no touching grabbing, or kissing"
You: and then i didn't buy the winner's cd because i hated her so it made meeting her awkward
You: HAHAHAHA
You: thats amaizng
You: usually they just tell us no pictures, but we get around that
Stranger: haha my friend asked him to go out for ice cream , hes like SURE! liar
You: clearly
Stranger: yeah ik they always say that
Stranger: i wanna meet shia labeouf
Stranger: like more then anything
You: i just watched eagle eye again today
You: hahahaha
Stranger: haha shia is soo hott. but i doubt he'd ever do a m&g
You: you'd need to be right place, right time
Stranger: yeah, where was i when he got arrested in chicago
You: YEAH!
You: hahahhaa
You: your bad
You: its weird hearing about offical mandg's, because when i meet bands its like their on stage and they say we'll be at the merch table come chill with us
Stranger: lol i always meet bands that are too famous to go to the merch table or w/e....i should meet some who can
Stranger: like push play...
Stranger: haha but i dont really like them that much
You: slam
You: hahahhaa
Stranger: do you ?
Stranger: push play or honor society
You: i don't think i've ever listened to them
You: i seriously listen to so much music that i forget
Stranger: lol
You: i forget like what bands i've seen play
You: which is bad
You: i'll be like flipping through my stack of tickets and are like OH YEAH!
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: thats awesome that you go to that many tho
Stranger: hey i have a question, have you ever had people hate you bcuz you like the jonas brothers?
You: yes
You: hahaha
Stranger: my life story...ugh aha
You: i hate people who judge your music, or are like can we listen to my music instead or they say stuff like play someting better
You: and i'm like you know what shut up and appreciate music
Stranger: yeah its just a band, just music. everyone likes diff things
Stranger: i have a group of ex friends who all turned on me...its so weird
You: thats strange
You: idk i always tell my friends i hate them
You: i jsut seem to have this mentality that i like hate everyone.... idk its weird
You: like i enjoy talking to other people but its very rare that i extremely get on well with them
Stranger: yeah i tend to only be really good friends with people who like concerts/jonas like me
Stranger: i have friends at school who dont...but i dont have as much fun with them :]
You: and i like hanging out by myself
You: people think thats weird but i don't
You: hahhaa
Stranger: haha im totally fine being by myself
You: i find it less stressful
Stranger: thats truee
You: i think your the best stranger i've ever talked to
You: hahaha
You: and iw orked at the stampede the other week and talked to a lot of strangers
Stranger: haha thanks you too :)
Stranger: i always get creeps on here
Stranger: and i say things like JOE AND I ARE BANGING. just cuz strangers get annoyed...unless it turns out to be a fan, which is awesome
You: hahahahha
You: yeah i really don't get scared off easily
You: so when you said that i thot you were just some random randomly saying that for laffs
You: but then when you knew about the hair
Stranger: ahaha yes
Stranger: im very informed about the hair
Stranger: i lovee it curly
You: me too
You: hahaha
Stranger: i was so close to touching it
Stranger: but i didnt wanna creep him out
Stranger: i should have...god i regret that
You: its ok i told Pail from BLG he smelled nice
You: it was awkward
Stranger: HAH
You: but he did
You: he smelled soooo good
You: it was crazy
You: and he was like uhm thanks?
Stranger: i told joe i liked his shirt....the one in my m&g pic...it was awkward
You: and i was like well someone needed to tell you
Stranger: hahah thats funnyy
You: yeah i don't have many boundries or selfconfidence issues which sometimes causes problems
You: but it makes it easier to talk to people
Stranger: haha see im more shy
Stranger: like i second guess it, and then i wish i did it
You: oh i do that a lot
Stranger: yeah i wish i didnt
You: i think everybody does that
Stranger: but with celebs especially lol
You: basically
Stranger: joe is killing me with his cuteness
You: *giggles*
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_odW5joBWk
Stranger: i love that dance ahha
You: that is mad skills
Stranger: totallyy
You: ok so i ate a whole thing of smarties ice cream
You: HAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: lmaoo
You: and i think i shud hide the evidence but am just too lazy to move
You: and apparently it wasn't mine to eat
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: hahaha wow nice going
Stranger: im eating a salad from red robinn
You: i ate salad today
You: hahaha
Stranger: lol do you have red robin or chilis in canada
You: yeah apaprently the one that was mine to eat had been half scooped out for my cousins when they came and i ate my brothers
You: i just had thot he had eaten half of his
You: whoops
You: yeah we do
Stranger: hahah smarties ice cream? never had it
You: its like m and m's but not as good
You: like the chocolate candies
You: in icecream
You: but the canadian version
Stranger: lol
You: its true
Stranger: i wish i could try itt
You: its not that great
You: i've had better icecreams
You: hahahaha
You: but its warm here and i wanted ice cream
You: and boy did i have ice cream
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i want dairy queen
You: dairy queen fills my ice cream cravings quickly
Stranger: yess now you made me want ice cream
Stranger: lol
You: sorry.....
Stranger: haha its ok, i love how i only like eating so much at like midnight
You: me too except i try to be all quiet about it
You: but it fails epicly
You: i was trying to be sneaking the other night and backed up into the wall and then my phone fell out of my pocket
You: and so i squealed cuz i didn't want it to hit my foot
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: i had the best crepe today
Stranger: yumm
You: i don't remember the last itme i had crepes.....
Stranger: they have really good ones in chicago....i specifically went downtown to get one
Stranger: lol
You: thats intense
Stranger: not really, i go downtown a lot
Stranger: lol but i lovee crepes
You: this brings me back to the whole my friends never go anywhere thing. i love going downtown, because all the weird artsy people hang out there and you can get good coffee and bubble tea and all sorts of fun stuff
Stranger: yeahh they wont go?
You: a few of them do but their parents are like BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH
You: and my moms like have fun!!!!
You: hahahaha
You: or she'll be like do you need money for food? i feel like i live a totally different life then my friends. its weird. i feel weird a lot.
Stranger: omg me too
Stranger: my friends arnt allowed to go downtown alone
Stranger: so i go with my concert/jonas friends
Stranger: my mom says the same thing
Stranger: lol
You: i think i need to find me jonas friends
Stranger: yeah trust me its better haha. ive met like tons of people just by going to jonas concerts/events. and 2 at the 3d movie
Stranger: and then i just text themm and stuff
You: i talk to people all the time at concerts but i've only really befriended one
You: usually they get pushed away before we can have actual conversations
Stranger: i know a jonas fan in canada
Stranger: she prob lives far away from you though lol
You: do you know where
You: ?
You: ahahaha
Stranger: um hold on lol
Stranger: Sudbury, ON
You: yeah just a few provinces over
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: hahah ok i dont know anything about canada
You: thats ok
You: hahaha
You: my dad just came home and 'yelled' at me for not playing Scrabble with him on facebook
Stranger: lmaoo he has a facebook?
You: yeah he joined like a month ago
You: he was like this is stupid why does it keep saying jessica did this, this person wrote there
You: and i was like thats what facebook is...
You: and now he's addicted
You: hahah
Stranger: i wont let my mom get one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: she has a twitter tho
You: my mom has both
Stranger: my mom would be so confused on facebook
You: my mother has also discovered that she can watch CNN online
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: parents and technology
You: and she got so excited because they have the twitter scroll at the bottom of the screen
You: and there were so many people watching with her and talking about it so quickly
Stranger: hahah my mom gets so excited when people follow her
You: my mom doesn't, she thinks its creepy, which makes me laugh, but she loves reading about Tony Hawks updates
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: my mom likes the jonas brothers updates xD
Stranger: shes a fan
You: hahahaha
You: my mother will come home and tell me about like the new BLG song she heard on the radio and how great it is
You: parents make me laugh so much
Stranger: lol same here
Stranger: so you know what i really wanna do
Stranger: go to a taylor swift concert with a TEAM JOE shirt/sign
You: that'd be hilarious!!!!!
Stranger: i like taylor, but its just too funny. and im obviously on joes side
Stranger: im gonna do it if i can find someone who will go with me
You: i hate that they overplay her songs on the radio tho
Stranger: yeah ik like love story constantly
You: i like that all of these random bands with dudes covered the song
You: i love covers
Stranger: free fallin <3
You: ah yesh
Stranger: haha brb
You: mmk
Stranger: back
You: some kid that all my friends are friends with passed away
You: but i didn't know him so its weird
You: its even more weird cause that's like the 3rd kid form our school who passed away this year
Stranger: wow thats sad =/
You: yeah... huh
You: i really have no clue why i shared that with you
You: i amaze myself some days
Stranger: hahaha well you can say anything on this site
You: this is true
You: it says to say things more interesting
Stranger: yeah like random stuff
Stranger: which you did
Stranger: lol
You: we discussed very random things
You: i think we could be this sites first success
You: hahaha
Stranger: yesss!
Stranger: except one time i had an an entire convo where this guy referenced everything to cake in a dirty way
Stranger: it was pretty creepy/entertaining
You: and i feel bad disconnecting with people
You: even if they are being creeps
Stranger: ik i feel mean
You: becuz i know how it feels to be the one rejected so i don't like doing it to people
You: some people i talked to i was like hi i'm from canada and it was like this person has disconnected...
Stranger: lol people apparently hate americans too
You: and then i got bored of saying hi
You: so i started saying howdy
You: and got rejected right away
You: this could become an interesting psychology experiment
You: hahahaha
Stranger: lmfaoo
Stranger: wanna know my usual thing to say first?
Stranger: "i wanna take a ride on your disco stick"
You: besides joe jonas is my sexy lover?
Stranger: idk why, i just have the urge to say it
You: bet that gets you friends quickly
You: ok wait. thots on perez hilton
Stranger: i like him
Stranger: haha i met him, he was cool.
Stranger: but hes been weird lately
You: yeah i love him
You: i want to meet him
You: i think he's been having some rather rough days lately
Stranger: lol did you hear about that guy beating him up from black eyed peas
You: yes, in would happen in canada of course....
You: hahahaaha
Stranger: lol it was in canada?
You: mhm
You: it was at one of the after parties for the MMVA's
You: i was on twitter at the time at like 3 in the morning when he was updating what had happened
You: it was crazy
Stranger: haha yeah i saw when he first updated it
Stranger: thats insanee. and his dog just died =/
You: i know i felt soooo sad
You: okw ait do you watch the Bachelorette?
Stranger: AHH YES!!
Stranger: ITS SO INTENSE
You: I hope she picks Ed.
You: Hahahahaha
Stranger: me too!!!
Stranger: chicagoo woo
Stranger: lol thats like my favorite show...one of them.
You: i watch everything on tv its horrid
You: i'm addicted to big brother
You: and so you think you can dance
Stranger: i watch gossip girl, one tree hill, secret life, top model, pretty much any reality show
You: i watch GG and OTH
You: ok part of me really wanted Peyton to die
You: because i loved her when she was all punky and drawing cartoons
You: and now she's just too cheesy
Stranger: hahah but her and lucas arnt even gonna be on next season
Stranger: so i guess it did make sense for them to die?
You: which is why she shud have died
Stranger: yeah...lucas annoys me tho
Stranger: hes all squinty eyed trying to be hott
Stranger: i like james lefferty
You: hahaha
You: ok Chuck Bass
You: I love him
Stranger: omg i was just about to say that
You: even my mom loves him
Stranger: chuck is sexy
You: if he's like a main part of the episode she'll sit and watch the whole thing with me
You: VERY SEXY
You: also i watch TMZ hahahaha
You: which was very addictive
You: i used to watch it like everyday but i'm slowly easing off of it
Stranger: lol i dont watch that, i watch E! news
Stranger: i love celeb stuff im so weird
You: OK WAIT! remember on Bachelorette when they went to Banff?
You: they were on the train
You: and got off in banff
Stranger: yeah kinda
You: i live like an hour and a bit east of Banff
Stranger: ahhh cool!
Stranger: so if ed wins...shes from canada, hes from chicago
You: its win win
Stranger: it works...cuz kipton is farther away i think
You: plus chicago is kinda like vancouver with the buildings and it having winter unlike california
Stranger: haha yeahh
Stranger: i cant wait for the finale
You: me either!
You: ok i watched the men tell all episode
You: and the part where ed was drunk i died laughing
Stranger: HAHA ME TOO
Stranger: ahah hes so funny, i love him
Stranger: my mom wants kipton to win
You: lame
Stranger: iik right
You: Ed looks more manly then Kipton
You: because he's taaaallllllll
Stranger: and hes dorky
Stranger: i love dorks
Stranger: kiptons too normal
You: me toooooo
You: ok i like the randomest boys because i love dorks
You: like if someones a little out of the ordinary i'm like yes be my friend
Stranger: aw me too
Stranger: i dont like the cocky jock guys. just cuz they are hott
Stranger: i like the nice dorky ones
Stranger: lol
You: i hate jocks
You: ok the only reason i go to the gym at school is because thats where we write final exams
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahah gym is my least fav subject
Stranger: stupid IL requires it all 4 years
You: i don't have to take it anymroe!
You: we only have to take it till gr. 10
You: which makes me crazy happy
Stranger: ahh u are so unbelievably lucky
Stranger: im a senior and STILL have to take it
Stranger: my lowest grade is always gym, just because i dont care.
You: igot good marks in gym because i always helped set up and tear down the equipment
You: because i knew i cudn't play sports to save my life
Stranger: me and running does not mix
You: my excercise consists of jumping around at concerts
You: also i hate going to concerts if i'm not on the floor
Stranger: the fastes ive run is when i chased JBs tour bus
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: and yeah me too...i like floor
You: people are always surprised when i can lift something heavy and i'm like have you ever had to carry a crowd surfer?
You: at Finger 11 I was on the fence and got kicked in the head by sooo many crowd surfers
You: hahahhaa
Stranger: hahah ouchh!
You: Finger 11 is defs the roughest concert i've been to
You: the whole floor was a mosh pit except people that were clinging to the fence for dear life
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahah oh god sounds fun tho
You: yeah
You: and usually when bands come here its in like small cramped spaces that don't have fans or air conditioning
You: so you sweat out a good four or five pounds
You: which is extremely attractive when you are meeting them afterwards
You: hahahhaa
Stranger: hahah i know what you mean with that
Stranger: i always look disgusting after concerts and then try to find them
You: and then its like can i have a picture
You: and then you realize what you looked like
You: and your like ughhhhhhh
You: or its like can i have a hug even tho you know you must not be in any sort of attractive state
Stranger: dude i have a single pic with just me and joe
Stranger: and i look so unbelievably bad
Stranger: and then theres joe...looking like a greek god
You: joe is a greek god
You: it can't be that bad
You: ok i have to straighten my hair
You: and when if it gets wet
You: its horrid
Stranger: ahh me too
Stranger: it flips out
You: it like swivels like an S and stick to my forhead
You: like elvis but worse
Stranger: lmao
You: and it gets wavy, but not like hot librarian wavy
You: like frizzy mess or doom
You: *of
Stranger: wow are we like twins?
Stranger: lol
You: i think so
Stranger: i wont go out of the house with my natural hair, i straighten it every day
You: me too
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: and it flips out and looks so stupid in heat and humidity
You: but my mother loves my hair when it looks stupid
You: and i'm like NO!
Stranger: lol
You: i compare my hair to the guys from we the kings
You: the red heads
You: how its all like wavy and messy
You: that mine
You: *thats
You: except i can't pull it off at all
Stranger: me either
Stranger: do you read jonas secrets?
You: no i don't
Stranger: aw you should :)
You: is there a site for jonas secrets?
Stranger: well now i read jonas sexcrets
Stranger: cuz is funnier
You: oh boy
Stranger: lol no its a facebook group
You: ooooohhhhhh
Stranger: yeahh
You: their used to be a myspace site for BLG ones
You: and they were relaly random
You: and they kind of made me scared of fan girls
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fan girls are def scary
You: i dislike them
You: hahahhaa
You: yet half of the time i think i am one
Stranger: yeah i admit i can be one...
Stranger: lol
You: i try to deny it
You: hahahaha
Stranger: haha at least we have fun tho XD
You: i have soooo much fun
You: and its all i can talk about
You: music is the only thing i can hold like intellectual conversations on
You: hahaha
Stranger: yeah my friends just think im insane. its so annoying. its like dude im out having fun while you do nothing
Stranger: i love love lovee concertss
You: ME TOOO!!!!
You: and then they're like how come you go out all the time
You: and i'm like becuz i like to have fun and do stuff with my life
You: like people who sit at home and photoshop old pictures and repost them on fb make me ad
You: *mad
You: because they're just tyring to make it look like they are doing something with their time
Stranger: hahah i know
Stranger: its called having fun
You: idk music is just part of me
You: like my parents used to make fun of me because when iw as little in the car i'd sing along to the songs even tho i had no clue what the words were
You: i still do that
You: hahahah
Stranger: hahah nicee
You: yeah i dislike my friends
You: and htey generally know it
Stranger: lmao
You: like K-OS was having a free concert and no one wanted to go with me
You: so i went with a friend of a friend who i had met once before that
Stranger: my friends are lamee
You: oh so my friend that i usually went to concerts with
You: we had this huge falling out because i went to a concert without her
You: and failed to mention it to her
You: so she stopped talking to me
You: i was like oh uhm ok......
Stranger: aww are you guys ever gonna make up?
Stranger: you shouldd
You: i don't know like every month we 'talk' but it never seems to get resolved
You: its stupid really
Stranger: yeah hopefully she will get over it
You: we don't even know what directly started the fight
You: its just like a huge snowball
Stranger: how long has it been?
You: since April 2nd
You: hahahhaa
You: and its worse becuz we're int he same group of friends so at get togethers its like ugh.....
Stranger: wow ive been in that situation before
Stranger: lol
Stranger: girls can be bitches
You: basically
You: and everytime it seems to be getting better i apparently usually screw it up again
You: or so i hear
You: hahaha
Stranger: haha aww
You: also i think Martin Johnson is sexually attractive
You: i thot i'd share that
Stranger: whos that? lol
You: the lead singer from BLG
Stranger: ohh thought so
Stranger: lol yeah i do think hes hott
You: my friend says i have BSS = Bright Sweater Syndrome
You: because usually dorky emo kids have like the bright american apparel hoodies on
You: and i love them
Stranger: hahah the highlighter hoodies?
You: mhm
Stranger: lol
You: *nods enthusiastically*
Stranger: i dress more vintagey
Stranger: i love urban outfitters
Stranger: but yes america apparel too :)
You: i wear whatever
You: hahaha
Stranger: lol random>
You: idk i thot id share
Stranger: yes this convo is completely random
Stranger: its awesomee haha
You: its basically my life
You: i think my ADD has gone undiagnosed
You: hahahaha
You: one thing reminds me of another thing and off i go
Stranger: hahah the guy i was talking to before you was like "wow you are really random..."
Stranger: just cuz i said i wanted a cafe vanilla frappachino
You: i've never had a vanilla one
You: i like chai things, chai mocha, chai latte, white chocolate mocha, french vanillas
You: tim hortons is life
You: i had it for breakfast this morning
You: sprinkle donut and a french vanilla it was great
Stranger: omg that sounds good
Stranger: making me hungryy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i love puppy chow
Stranger: ever had it?
You: whats that?
Stranger: its chex covered in melted chocolate and peanutbutter...and then shaken up in powdered sugar
Stranger: how healthyyy haha
You: OMG YES!
You: where do you get that?
Stranger: you make it haha
You: oh i can do that
Stranger: the recipe is on the back of chex boxes...and everywhere online
You: GASP!
Stranger: lol dude its AMAZINGG
You: I'm going to walmart tomorrow to see if we have chex
You: cuz we don't have any at home
Stranger: haha i usually get RICE CHEX. theres diff kinds
You: oooooooo
You: i'm excited
Stranger: im gonna like force my sister to make it 2moro...
Stranger: http://www.momswhothink.com/easy-recipes/puppy-chow-recipe.html
Stranger: yum
You: see iw ud've ended up just drizzling the chocolate on
You: and you wudn't even be able to tell that it was once cereal
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahah no follow the recipe it will turn out muchh betterr :)
Stranger: its addicting though...like i cant stop eating it once i make it. and then its gone
You: uhoh
You: its gonna be like my icecream
You: here one second gone the next
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: well i think im gonna goo =/
Stranger: im gonna watch tv
Stranger: haha
You: mmk i will talk to you later then
You: HAHAHAHA
You: yay TV!
Stranger: ik right
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: but it has been awesome talking to youu :)
Stranger: talk to me on twitter!
You: will do!
Stranger: byeee
You: bye!
I really hope you all didn't read that amazingness. So anyways we are BBFL"S!!! YAY!!!!!
Love,
A good night.
Oh the other thing I wanted to disccus.
I love how Sam realizes how it is in my blood. I realize now I learned that early on.
I thought you were grounded for a sec. I've never been grounded. Ok well once I was sent to my room for 10 minutes and wasn't allowed to listen to music for the whole 10 minutes. Wow that must have been torture. How old were you? Uhm maybe 9. Hahahaha.
Ok.
Love,
A Good Night
I really hope you all didn't read that amazingness. So anyways we are BBFL"S!!! YAY!!!!!
Love,
A good night.
Oh the other thing I wanted to disccus.
I love how Sam realizes how it is in my blood. I realize now I learned that early on.
I thought you were grounded for a sec. I've never been grounded. Ok well once I was sent to my room for 10 minutes and wasn't allowed to listen to music for the whole 10 minutes. Wow that must have been torture. How old were you? Uhm maybe 9. Hahahaha.
Ok.
Love,
A Good Night
No comments:
Post a Comment