Jenna Ruins My Life For The Following Reasons:

She's a bitch.
She made me get all excited about Ian.
She encouraged the situation.
She made me watch that silly TV show with her.
She also loves The Goldie Locks movie.
She has a huge dog.
She got to ride in the tour van.
She got to spend more time with the band.
They liked her because she kept using THATS WHAT SHE SAID jokes.
She won't tell me what actually went down in the van.
She's the greatest friend ever.
She sent me a condom.
She misses me so much it burns like clamitia.
She went shopping with me for Sarah's b-day and we bought intense things.
Her and Doug broke up after I tried so hard to encourage them.
She no longer has the corner dorm.
She stayed up all night with Mia.
She jumped into the lake.
She looked hot in that dress.
Her boobs looked fantastic in that dress.
She offered me her light coolers.
She's now 18.
She's going to Spain.
She got all her stuff signed for Colin.
She listens to my problems.
She laughs at my problems.
She becomes as addicted to MTV as I do.
She has huge windows in her house.
She has an amazing view of the city from her house.
She makes me love her too much.

Love,
You JENNA! SO MUCH ITS CRAZY THAT I AM FORCED TO HATE YOU!
OMG STEVE I LOVE YOUR BAND! STEVE YOUR SO HOT!