Love, It's Not me It's You

Me bored at 1 am and half a sleep. I blame Adam Brody.

Gabe Foley: You think you can step into my 'hood, slinging game at my girl, drinkin' my boy's brew, and expect not to be scrappin' directly?
Carter Webb: What?
Gabe Foley: Are you deaf and stupid? I said -
Carter Webb: - Don't repeat all that. Please. I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have, like, a learning disability, or you're just an average moron.
Carter Webb: [after Gabe punches Carter] OK, above-average moron.

Carter Webb: What is it?
Phyllis: It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be clogged up
Carter Webb: Maybe? What's the variable?
Phyllis: Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet!
Carter Webb: Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself!

Love,
Pandy: The Unlovable, Self-Destructive Teddy Bear



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