Random Quotes From Random Shit Because I'm Sexually Attractive

"If you're not in fight club get the fuck out"
"I have to be here because I'm sexually attractive"

"What's the point of bragging about going out if it's not with you."
"Exactly because I'm sexually attractive."

Elaine says:
ALSO YOU'RE A PEDO NOW
LOL
I Am Missing You... says:
I am!
your on the side of the screen
Elaine says:
YEAAAH
SWEET
I Am Missing You... says:
Correction Cougar
Elaine says:
kay
also
puppet sex tomorrow night YEAH
I Am Missing You... says:
I"M SO EXcITED!
i'm like so i'm going to see puppet sex tomorrow..
and people are like right....
Elaine says:
ahahaha
I love being a weird performing arts kid
I Am Missing You... says:
ME TOO!
Elaine says:
it makes me feel special HAHA
I Am Missing You... says:
i spent an extra two hours at school working on lighting for chicago
omg am i the girl doing laundry?
Elaine says:
yar
you're the cute ginger one HAHAH
I Am Missing You... says:
YESH!
Elaine says:
she's; like this adorable do-gooder
you shall see
I Am Missing You... says:
can't i kiss neil patrick harris instead?
Elaine says:
he's gay
I Am Missing You... says:
so
we're both actors
Elaine says:
this is true
I Am Missing You... says:
hahahahha
Elaine says:
HAHA
I Am Missing You... says:
does a bad horse = a jew horse?
Elaine says:
also, best part is the bad horse guys
well he's evil as fuck so probably

This is how much sense I make of life. It's fantastic. Elaine's directing Dr. Horrible next year. I get to be the cute ginger. YAY!!!! She says I have to kiss Ian Ridewood, I'd rather skip that part... Also I'm trying to figure out ways for me and James to tastefully make it look like he's my brother...

Apparently i have a thing for guys who play their guitars shirtless. Who wants him to keep it on? *noise of crickets* Who wants him to take it off? *you need earplugs*

Can I kill both of them? I hate them kind of like how I hate all Ians and curly hair. OMG me too! I hate all Josh's that wear their hat like a gangster. OMG we should share a prison cell!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fF8kugUQI

Or one could be like Jay Brannan and sing naked in the bath tub.

"Why can't they just have greasy hair, skinny jeans and flanneled shirts and be just regular douchebag rockers?"

"If you're gonna throw crap off the edge throw the lead singer!"

Elaine says:
yeah
that kid would be the best captain hammer ever
you get to love my dream boy on stage
YOU ARE PRIVILEGED
I Am Missing You... says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
you can show me how its done
HAHAHHAHA

Love,
Should have gone to bed three hours ago. Oh well. Three more to go! Oh shit early morning!

Love actually,
Penny, the cute ginger.