Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Using Like It's Going Out Of Style
I work my fucking ass off and I hate people who diddle daddle. That needed to be said.
I'm so tired.
Chemistry ruins lives.
I have no clue what I'm doing for the social project.
Went to stampede job fair. Waited in line for an hour. Lady printed off my form after bumping me up. Sat at table. Talked to Bill. Why do you want to work at parking for the Stampede? Your work experiences? What do you think the job entails? Welcome to the Calgary Stampede. Thank you. I can't wait to hear from The Calgary Stampede. That's right look in your mail box.
So maybe I thought nerd boy was cute. irrelevant. Not in the cute take me in the bathroom now Martin kind of way, in the CALEB YOU"RE SUCH A CUTIE! way. In the way that you just want to be seen with them. Not date them. That's gross.
Flip flop. Clop. Switch. One to the other. And back.
Angela: What would you do if Ninja's kidnapped me? (Don't take Amy's answer she failed)
Amy: I don't know...
Jessica: 1) I'd be jealous they didn't take me. 2) I'd get worried about the Ninja's sanity since they kidnapped you. 3) Then I'd be sad you were kidnapped. 4) Then I'd interrogate the person who told me. 5) I would wonder if they are ninja's or ninja pirates. 6) I would discover the best way to out ninja them. 7) I would rescue you with Roberts help. 8) The first time you see me coming to your rescue fighting ninja's you would ask me if your coke can was still in mint condition and if I had brought it. For you really missed its smell. 9) Then we would live happily ever after with Robert and Adam Lazzara. 10) True story.
Sarah said something interesting the other day. I'm evolving. But to what? That's a good question. Well I sure am enjoying the ride.
Love,
Biggest Loser in 15 minutes.
PS. Adam Lambert is a way of life.
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