I do not hook up!
True facts.
The ghetto is sweet unless you're getting shot.
True facts.
One day Macchio will lose everything in a poker game.
True facts.
Success!
True facts.
Yoga makes one happy.
True facts.
You talked to their AGENT!?!?!?
Not a true fact.
I put the bottle down because I have too much talent.
True fact.
I will be strong next weekend.
True fact.
June 6th?
Debatable as a true fact.
Laughing at a play about bullies?
True facts.
It's About The Music says:
and then I'll be like HAHAHHA JILL AND IAN!
HAHAHA HAIRY_NESS
HAHAHAHHAHA DAMN I"M HOT
WhAT WAS I THINKING?
Elaine says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm lonely
It's About The Music says:
shut up
we are not lonely
hhahaa
Now you know where the ghetto is and you can come over all the time.
True facts.
Jessica you were sleeping.
True facts.
Well want to hear a story?
True facts.
It's 1 am.
True facts.
You were sleeping.
True facts.
Ok it's 1:30am Imma hang up now.
True facts.
Jessica, I'm really scared to have sex.
HAHAHAHA TRUE FACTS!
But everyone I know is doing it.
True facts.
I'm going to Kelly Clarkson.
True facts.
I'm gonna spend 320 dollars.
True facts.
I'mma be in trouble again.
True facts.
Forgot to buy new headphones.
True facts.
Put out everything I will wear this week.
True facts.
Will be waking up at 6:15 am.
True facts.
John plays the shit out of pianos.
True facts.
Everyone at some time will think I'm dating Colin.
True facts.
Everyone at one time will doubt my sexuality.
True facts.
I will always know what's best for me.
True facts.
However I may not always do the best thing.
True facts.
Why haven't I gotten an email yet?
True facts.
Elaine says:
KAY SO THERE'S THIS SUPER CUTE INDIE GUY WITH PLUGS AND GIANT GLASSES AND A PORN STACHE THAT WORKS AT THE STARBUCKS BY MY SCHOOL
AND I SEE HIM LIKE EVERY DAY
AND TODAY HE CAME IN MY STARBUCKS
AND WE WERE BOTH LIKE LOLWTF
AND INTRODUCED OURSELVES
AND NOW WE'RE BFFZ
HAHA
too bad he was with something that could be either his girlfriend or sister and he's like 25
It's About The Music says:
YES!
Elaine says:
FML
It's About The Music says:
FML!
Elaine says:
probably girlfriend
I HATE EVERYTHING
HAHHA
It's About The Music says:
i hate life
all the cutie art kids are taken
FUCK!!!!!
Elaine says:
yeah man
I'd totally walk around kensington with that kid
It's About The Music says:
YAY KENSINGTON!
FUCK OK!
so i decided
that when we went to the house
the boy liked me cuz he gave me extra foam
cuz this time when i got it it wasn't as creamy and yummy
and that sounded extremely sxual
HAHAHHA
Elaine says:
too bad we're afraid of sex
HAHAHAHA
True facts.
I told Elaine everything goes up here.
True facts.
She was chill.
True facts.
Fuck your high class.
True facts.
I've found the cure.
True facts.
Not the band.
True facts.
I actually keep typing true facts instead of copy and paste.
True facts.
You and I will always rule the Lake with our Spitz.
True facts.
We need new friends.
True facts.
Attractive male friends.
True facts.
Who dress like that.
True facts.
Who aren't jerks.
True facts.
I don't know how to purposefully make friends.
True facts.
Are you one of her unattractive friends?
True facts.
Dude we're gonna live together this summer.
True facts.
Dude we're bandaids.
True facts.
Dude you keep saying dude.
True facts.
Dude I have to tell Angela about the agent.
True facts.
Hi my name is mark.
True facts.
I'm not excited for the new Phoenix album.
True facts.
We should make pancakes together.
True facts.
We're both looking for new friends.
True facts.
I might have lost my music book.
True facts.
Both music books actually.
True facts.
These strawberries are delicious.
True facts.
I'm not eating strawberries.
True facts.
If we all have such amazing lives, why do we twitter constantly?
True facts.
We should go have burrito's, red bulls, then Space Mountain it.
True facts.
I need to go back to the West coast.
True facts.
I'm thinking I might end up in Seattle.
True facts.
Watched Sleepless in Seattle.
True facts.
Realized I'd been to a lot of the movie locations.
True facts.
I don't come cheap.
True facts.
I don't need FB quizzes to tell me about myself.
True facts.
I'm having bra issues.
True facts.
This is a good ending.
True facts.
True facts.
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