Wednesday, May 13, 2009

When I See Adam Lambert

My clothes magically disappear!
SHOT GUN!
YOU CAN"T SHOTGUN ADAM!
YES I CAN!
This is what it would look like...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love Gr. 10 buddies.
I hated this morning. Was just in a gross mood. I hate my morning classes.
Get to theater after buying me and Colin some icecream because we deserve it. Just hope it stays. So then I'm just chilling with Josh. Then I talk to Cam. Cam and I go to Petro. Scott and David meet us with the car at Petro. David's car is sooo small, I had to crouch so my head wouldn't hit the ceiling/roof. Shannon almost hit us! SHANNON YOU BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAA! Ran into Justin. Justin and I go scope out hotties in the caf.
Oh forgot! Cam introduced me to this dude from our school in a band and I'm supposed to go listen to his band online... Anywho... Ok so me and Justin be checking out the cuties. Then Zoe happens along and we continue dicussing pretty-ness. Then we discuss how no one can be a ten. Geordie walks by... Just kidding. There are tens! HAHAHAHA! YES! I love you ZOE!
Edmonds went out. So Mr. P chilled in the green room so we all went to the caf to scope out hotties. Dur. There were minimal people, Myles walked past once. But lets face it... So we discussed him. Then we discussed ADAM LAMBERT! AND THEN I TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF AS I JUMP! IT"S LIKE A MAGIC TRICK! SHOT GUN! SYDNEY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! We run back to the theater as teachers are beginning to watch us. WE dance about Legally Blonde. Jessie let us all go early so I got on the early bus.
Man was she pissed. She gonna kill you...
Grilled cheese. YARM!.....
http://www.myspace.com/achangeofpace
I'm dancing. Amazing. Thanks for adding me dudes. Otherwise I never would have heard you. and you kill!
Also.
Hi I'm ted, your cute. Let's be friends.
Oh Ted you and the ladies.
David I'm not wearing the right pants to climb in the back of your car. This is so unclassy. You don't have your? FUCK! HAHAHAHAHA! Jessica thought she was going to die. Oh David how I lie. I know you. Inside out. There's a reason you act the way you do. 10. 'nuff said.
OMG TED"S A MYSPACE MANWHORE! THIS IS GREAT!
Why must life be amazing...
Tomorrow morning is going to bring me down... Oh well going out with the Mommy afterwards to see Dr. Ken. WOOT!
Also did I tell you about that blog I read about Emo boys? Anywho I found it late one early morning. Pissed myself laughing.
OMG I LOOK LIKE LIGHTS! No you're a ho, stop hitting on your friends boyfriend.
I'm going to tell him he has a stalker. Do it. Yeah don't tell. Oh I know. It's weird.
Caleb was being fishy today. He was being quiet and unsmiley... Not coo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62pOio7PaY
I don't know about you Kelly. But I like his friend in the red jacket better.
Jessica put your boobs away! WHAT!? I don't want you getting pregnant! Oh that's not a problem, haven't you noticed I attract gays? How come you can but I can't! FUCK THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Story of life.
What was that bands name! FRIG! Gotta go get phone, text Justin.
Waiting on response...
Chillling to A Change of Pace.
Ok well I'll be back when I figure this out...
Ok I found them. Listening...
Cameron was impressed I listen to offspring...
http://www.myspace.com/shatterthesilencenow
Uhm not sure what to say... I'm thinking. Maybe you guys can help me out with this. Cam said they're actually pretty good and at their Den gig some record guys are coming. I think they'd be better live. No lie. I can tell that. david would be impressed. He tried to fight about music with me the other day. I told him. That's all I'm saying.
Also I'm not juggling my boys. They're just more chill to hang with. Plus they drive. That's all I'm saying.
Dude where was I the other day where someone actually said Rock out with your cock out. Oh! I was at KOS! HAHAHAhA!
Killed back today during Legally blonde. Created a smell-a-thon of Dom. I claimed that something smelt like man. and Jordan was like its Dom. So there were like five of us smelling him. He was like yeah that's me, I smell good. Then everyone kept asking me to smell them.
Ok these guys are dece.
I'm going to stop talking now... And go stalk people on the net. Why do I keep seeing your posts like 10 minutes afterwards. I need to sleep.
WOAH! That's what I was going to say! Ok ever do stuff in your sleep and you forget. Well apparently I got hot last night and decided to take my sweater off, noticed that when I woke up in my bra. Lol. I also noticed my water was all gone. Made me sad...
Anywho after I just told the whole wide world I woke up in my bra it's time to go. Going to listen to tunes and stalk Ted. My new internet friend. Wonder what Navid's been up to...
Love,
The Internet in a Black Bra.

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